Top 3 Wines Guaranteed to Land You on Santa’s Naughty List This Christmas (India Edition)
If you’re dreaming of a nice Christmas this year… girl, that’s adorable. But if you’re trying to earn your well-deserved spot on Santa’s Naughty List, all you really need is a few good pours of the right wine.
Here are India’s top 3 holiday troublemaking wines—sip them responsibly (or don’t), but don’t say we didn’t warn you when Santa side-eyes your chimney.
1. Sula Rasa Shiraz — The “One Text Away From Regret” Wine
If there were ever a wine that screams “I know I shouldn’t, but I will anyway”, it’s Sula Rasa.
Why it’s Naughty:
- Smoky, bold, seductive.
- Pairs beautifully with winter grills and questionable decisions.
- Has a magical ability to make you think your ex “wasn’t that bad.”
Drink two glasses and congratulations your membership to the Naughty List has been renewed for another year!
2. Fratelli Sette — The Luxe Pour That Turns You Into the Main Character
SETTE isn’t just a wine; it’s a moment.
A “put on red lipstick, turn on fairy lights, and dramatically pour yourself a glass” moment.
Why it’s Naughty:
- Smooth, sexy blend that whispers “treat yourself” in your ear.
- Costs just enough to make you feel slightly reckless.
- Turns you into the kind of girl who flirts with Santa at the mall.
After this bottle, Santa won’t even bother checking his list, you’re automatically on page one!
3. Chandon Brut — The Bubbly That Makes You Blame Everything on ‘Festive Spirit’
Your Christmas isn’t complete without a bubbly that sounds classy but behaves chaotic.
Enter: Chandon Brut.
Why it’s Naughty:
- Bubbles go straight to your head and your impulse-control center.
- Perfect for Christmas parties, house parties, balcony parties… basically any party.
- Makes you say, “YOLO, it’s Christmas!” more times than Santa can handle.
One bottle in and you're snapping selfies under the tree. Two bottles in and you are the tree!
With these three wines, there’s absolutely no chance you’re making the Nice List this year. And honestly? Who wants to be nice when you can be festive, fabulous, and a little bit feral? So pour generously, laugh loudly, and make the kind of memories Santa pretends not to see. Merry Naughty Christmas, India!